Ask me a question! Any question at all!
Why does the sun rise in the east? What is your favorite color? What if penguins were the dominant species on the planet? What is 2+2? How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
I will take 183 questions submitted by you and answer them with a story. You can submit your questions by commenting below, emailing firstname.lastname@example.org with the subject line “183 Questions”, or by tweeting @ArchViceroy using #183questions. I will pick out a question every week and answer it to the best of my abilities with a story. Of course, there’s always the possibility that I might actually write a story about how ridiculous your question is. That might happen.